Isabella's WebLog http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog My Memoirs So Far Mon, 30 Jul 2007 20:41:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 en New stuff!! http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog/?p=5 http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog/?p=5#comments Mon, 30 Jul 2007 20:41:12 +0000 admin http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog/?p=5 I have heard rumors that birthdays are a pretty big deal. People give you presents and cakes and stuff. I guess it’s a celebration that you made it one more year. Anyway, my actual birthday is eminent, and I have already received a LOT of gifts from family and friends. I just thought I would share my latest with you. I got four books, and Mommy and Daddy have already been reading them to me. Here they are:

Counting Little Geckos Where To, Little Wombat? Guess How Much I Love You I Know a Rhino

I really like books, so if you ever feel like giving me one, I would be thrilled to read it. Or at least have it read to me until I learn my letters.

]]> http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=5 All For Naught http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog/?p=4 http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog/?p=4#comments Tue, 10 Jul 2007 06:01:18 +0000 admin http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog/?p=4 For starters, it’s dark and humid in here. You can complain all you want about a dry heat, or mid-western humidity, or even south-eastern humidity. My friend, you don’t know humidity until you’re swimming in it. It’s sweltering in here! I have been wriggling around trying to get comfortable, and it ain’t workin’. I can’t feel any breeze whatsoever, and I don’t mind saying I get a little claustrophobic if I start thinking too much about my present situation. Oh, and thank Goodness I’m limber! I can’t seem to stretch out in this sack of a room. I’ve got feet in my face, and my arms are pressed up against me. Have you heard the expression “it’s a**holes and elbows in here”? Yeah, welcome to my world. Oh, and have I mentioned that I’m floating around in my own waste?? Sick!! I am thankful that my mom’s body seems to take care of that to a great extent. I think I overheard them wondering to each-other if I can get gas in here. Well I’m not embarrassed to say yes. I can let ‘em rip. I have even been so bold as to crack a few off in the dead of night just to see if either of my parents would hear and blame the other. So far nothing. I guess I need to crank them up a few notches. I just wish mom would help me out by either eating some good solid legumes, or by drinking some carbonated soda beverages.  Throw me a bone mom! Sheesh!

Well, I guess I better sign off . I have a big day tomorrow. Would you like to see my to-do list?

  • Wiggle around
  • Sleep
  • Get the hiccups
  • Sleep
  • Wiggle some more
  • Sleep
  • Relieve myself
  • Sleep
  • Wiggle a WHOLE bunch so mom calls dad over and then STOP wiggling altogether
  • Sleep
  • Straighten up in here (It’s getting a bit sloppy)

Until next time….

]]> http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=4 I might come out DEAF http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog/?p=3 http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog/?p=3#comments Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:51:44 +0000 admin http://isabella.woolseyweb.com/blog/?p=3 Wow–whatever was going on today was L-O-U-D!  I’m not sure what it was, but I think you can find details here.  It’s July 9 by the way.

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